[Salvavida]

And this is the height of scholarship today. A paper that doesn't solve anything, doesn't inform anyone, and at best points out that yes, life does at times imitate art.

Bravo young man, the future of the United States is secure.

[Bueller is here]

We are at the end of knowledge, history is kaput, everything has been discovered, the rest of life is merely reiteration...but I must go now, my robot, Ibot, tells me it’s time for him to carry me to bed. Good bye.