Dear Kathy Griffin: please go kill yourself before Christmas. Thank you.
Dear Lockbar
Please stop telling people to go kill themselves. It is below our standards, it looks idiotic, and really, how would you feel if someone, right before they suicided, scrawled on their mirror “ I killed myself because Lockbar told me to”? And I won’t even get into the whole “how are you going to explain THAT to God?” Issue.
Thank you,
Blu, whose husband did it so she’s a little sensitive and a whole lot more observant.
How about you off yourself before Thanksgiving