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The twenty first century Helloo!!
Wait till they get a load of the CBC twenty years too late
STROLL DOWN MEMORY LANE.
Back when Pres Bill got lewinskied in the Oral Office....the first thing the lying, conniving, dissembling commander-in-cheek did was take a poll. The poll told him he had to stall for time; had to lie for as long as he possibly could before coming clean. Apparently, another poll told the Clintons they could be reelected handily if they exploited Bill's ability to have sex w/ younger women.
One Clinton lies .....
...... and the other one swears to it.
The Clintons at the famous presser....where he denied everything
A TIME COVER showed the Clintons leaving the WH
arm-in-arm after Bill got lewinskied. Plotting to exploit
Bill's BJ for votes, the Clintons' political apparat never faltered.
Cool as a cucumbr, Hillary later went on network TV all decked out in virginal pearls,
denying everything, blaming Billy's B/J on "an invention of a VRWC."
Bill later admitted to it, was impeached, and disbarred.
He had to pay Paula Jones 800,000 dollars.