Ha!
Gonna need a s-ton of flour, though. Pillsbury might not get their allotment on time...
‘Mail my body to Paul Ryan’: An extremely morbid way to protest the GOP health-care bill
Mail Me to the GOP: the brainchild of college junior Zoey Jordan Salsbury, who threw the website together after the vote, and by 3 a.m. had hundreds of submissions on a small server that keeps crashing under the load.