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To: TigerClaws

If I am an enterprising prosecutor in a non-NFL jurisdiction and this player lived in my jurisdiction I might be tempted to start a RICO investigation. Just imagine the howling from the pro-Kap people if the NFL were found guilty and PUT OUT OF BUSINESS!

It would make a great movie . . . maybe have Lizzie Warren play the Brockovich role as she struggles between the world of Pajama Boy Feminism and Gang Banger NFL tough guys, both of whom want to vote for Bernie! As she gets further into the case and sees Jacksonville owner Shahid Khan has led the coverup of the medical studies and it freaks her out to find her three favorite interest groups have conspired over the years to protect their cash flow.

In the end Warren reenacts the final scenes in Quadrophenia, driving her electric-powered moped over the cliffs of the Grand Canyon, while holding onto Susan Sarandon’s urn. The scene fades out to the music of the Star Spangled Banner as we shift to the site of the last NFL game where as the clock is running out in front of 50 people in the stands both teams get together for a final kneeling . . . holding up a sign that says

“Thanks a LOT Cap . . . a**hole . . . “


6 posted on 11/16/2017 5:08:47 AM PST by LRoggy (Peter's Son's Business)
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To: LRoggy

more good news for NFL


7 posted on 11/16/2017 5:23:32 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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