I assert that you are only half-right, bagster. ;)
But I did see moments of brilliance in there. A good mind wrote that. Just needs to tighten up the actual writing of it.
Laz, we hardly knew ye. This was a brilliant piece you wrote.
Saying that “innocent until proven guilty applies only in criminal convictions, not elections” is skating close to outright fascism. Of all people Mittens should know something about false allegations. But then, there’s something fascistic about Mormonism, I have always believed.
Anyway, you’re no fun anymore. Too serious. Give us the Laz of old, the out of control volcano of heterosexuality we all aspire to be (and there’s nothing wrong with that!). Write something that screams “Rules! Where’s Catherine Zeta-Jones!!?”
;^)