[ROCKLOBSTER]

Seoul, the South's capital with a population of 25 million, is just 35 miles from the demilitarized zone.

Now how the hell did that happen?

Did they just find out, two weeks ago, that North Korea was located there, and a murderous threat as well?

[Republican Wildcat]

Seoul was around long before the “North Korea” and “South Korea” lines were drawn...not to mention modern military technology.

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Everyone notes with rising inflection how Soeul is only 35 miles from the DMZ, but nobody mentions that they’ve had the last 65 years to fix that.