[momtothree]

“... not this again..”

Seriously. I wasn’t too fond of zig zagging going into food stores from the last time. I really don’t want to go through this stuff again.

[Covenantor]

Breaking News! It was revealed today that not only did Hillary Clinton dodge sniper fire during her trip to Bosnia, she also took control of the aircraft after the female pilot was injured and performed the complicated corkscew maneuver to safely land the plane. Modesty prevented her from revealing this earlier.

[sportutegrl]

Seriously. I wasn’t too fond of zig zagging going into food stores from the last time. I really don’t want to go through this stuff again.

Take a tip from Rachel "Ain't Jemima" Dozetal and do everything in blackface. I have a feeling that you will not be targeted.