It also says the Wookie got angry with him because Malaria got caught smoking it, and the photos and video were leaked.
“Barack tried to brush off the whole thing, which only made Michelle more furious. She started yelling at him so loudly that the maids could hear. That made Barack furious; he can’t stand being yelled at; his mother had a temper and a shrill voice. So he walked out on Michelle and slammed the door behind him.”
The fact that Barry Hussein Soetoro is henpecked by the Wookie makes me happy. Very, very happy.