Kowabonga buffolo bob. She run swift as arrow stuck in tree. Chased around a desk I bet. If it happened there was no chase involved. It was either lesbo or she was paying to be accosted. Next up she will probably say she was a secret astronaut and walked on the moon too but they had the camera off when she did but she built a wigwam there from wood laying about to prove it.
Reading this story resulted in my mind visualizing a Looney Toons cartoon with Elmer Fudd chasing Bugs Bunny around the desk with a shotgun. Elizabeth Warren is, of course, Bugs Bunny.
You just cannot make things up like this. But Warren can .... and Hillary can.