[crazy scenario]

" Nope; not a drop of British blood in me, or rather English, Welsh, Scottish, Northern Irish or Manx. Did you read this warning in the post form, BTW?

Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts.

Even if I was of stock that did not originate in the Irish Republic, that should matter? 

Wow, calling someone a Brit is now: profanity, personal attacks, racism or violence in posts. Who knew!

[Olog-hai]

Well, now you know.