These fires are caused by a little known scientific phenomenon called CardSponCom (CSC). It is a twist on the phrase “carbon dioxide spontaneous combustion.
Once the CO2 levels in the atmosphere reach a high enough level, CO2 molecules will, when in large enough numbers and in close enough proximity to one another, give off powerful electrical bolts that scientist call “micro-lightning” (ML).
When this ML phenomenon happens close enough to dry, dehydrated and combustible material such as sagebrush, grass or Nancy Pelosi, fire can result.
These fires are a direct result of global warming and the only near term solution is to cut down all the grass/sagebrush and get Nancy to Seattle, pronto.
Are you trying to be funny? If so, it’s not working, and you should perhaps find some other topic to mock. People burning to death in their homes is not funny!