[Puppage]

Why do the only need 72 virgins?

I thought it was one, 72 year old virgin?

[Fightin Whitey]

I thought it was one, 72 year old virgin?

I think the orginal Mohammedan text called for seven two year olds. Sheep, goats, pigs, we dunno.

[LucyT]

Something was lost in translation, and their actual reward is 72 raisins.

If it really is 72 virgins, remember each one has a mother-in-law.

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