Columbus destroyed the world for liberals.
They would much rather be running around in loin cloths, eating grubs and buffalo tongue, living in tepees and hogans
and wiping their butts with poison sumac leaves like the noble savages.
“...and wiping their butts with poison sumac leaves like the noble savages.”
Gives new meaning to “butt-hurt”. They did that prior to going into battle to serve as a combat motivator.
;^)