Ok, you got me.
I work for Big Machine records representing Taylor Swift. Our spies discovered that Paddock was a huge Swifty, tattooing the number "13" on his neck to show his devotion to Taylor.
It was then we realized Paddock was the perfect man for the mission.
I though two weeks ago I had photoshopped all the pics of "13" tattoos off Paddock's neck before we sent him off on his final assignment to derail the career of Taylor's arch-nemesis, Jason Aldean, who was making inroads with Taylor's base of lovestruck 13-year old girls.
Then this damn "shot" photo surfaced and I realized there was a photo that I had missed.
But you're on to me. You've got corned.
Funny thing is, everyone's looking at ISIS and AntiFa.
Nobody's looking at Taylor Swift.
Until now.
And that's not a typo either.
That's the clue you need to blow this whole thing wide open.
Who was Stephen Paddock?
Ask Taylor Swift. She knows. She's got corned.
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One of your many crippling problems is that you assume that nobody understands.
Our new AG made “13” famous some months back.
Go back to your mom’s basement.
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