Quick, someone get John Kirby his pink pussy hat and smelling salts.... he is having another liberal fainting spell.
Yes, do hurry! I fear John Kirby has been overcome by the vapors!
hope he lands head-first on armor plate steel.
#2. You forgot to suggest that somebody get Kirby his pink dress. It goes along with his “liberal fainting spell”.
More boring than the old “Five O’clock Follies” at the Pentagon during the war.