Che was Cuban, right?
Nope! Argentinian.
He came from a poor family..?
Nope! Middle-class?
Nope! Upper middle-class.
The big earners in his background were his grandparents, who were luxury yacht-making American emigrants to Argentina. They moved there because at the time the rich big-wheels by world standards really were Argentinians.
They wanted to get richer, see..?
Che had servants and his adolescent hobby was screwing the Chinese housemaid they had. If she wasn’t in the mood I think it might not have gone well for her job.
But Che was a hardy warrior, right?
Nope! He had bad asthma and had a hard time humping up and down all those hills.
But Fidel gave him the important job of exporting Cuban revolutionary ideas cuz Che did such a good job as Economic Minister, right..?
Nope! He drove the Cuban economy into a ditch immediately and it’s likely Fidel was TRYING TO GET HIM KILLED (Che was famous so a real firing would have looked bad).
Che went down shooting, though, right?
Nope! His pistol was full of ammo and his first words to his captors were:
“I’m more valuable to you alive..!”
Know where Che trained prior to the Cuban Revolution?
Mexico. He was there for over a year.
He develeoped warm feeling for his Mexican hosts over the course of that year, right?
Nope!
His exact words were:
“Mexicans are nothing more than a drunk pack of illiterate Indians.”
Good Day!