It is obvious that this guy is a heretic!
I say burn him at the stake!
EPA: “I am sorry sir but that would create a big carbon footprint”
Me: “I will buy some trees to offset!”
EPA: “You now have a permit to burn the heretic”.
Since volcanoes look to be the problem I suggest we put a cork in them.
The Earth may explode if not vented but the main thing is we stop global climate change!
Planet explodes
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