Two robbers walk into a bar full of off-duty cops.
Robber #1 (inching up to the bar): “Out of my way mister, We’ve got business to do here.
Off Duty Cop #1 of many (resisting the order): “I don’t think so, buddy.
Robber #1 (pulling out his weapon): See this mister? You know what this is?
Off Duty Cop #1: “I sure do. I have one that’s a bit bigger and a lot more powerful than the one have. You should be able to feel it now - it’s pressed tightly right up under your chin.
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And yes, I just made this up on the fly.
They just needed money to keep warm.