[NorthMountain]

and the only thing missing is that aliens did it.

Ask, and ye shall receive ...

[rlmorel]

Here is the variant I have simply begun posting in response to these things...

I regret that there are some people who may get miffed (if they are astute enough to recognize the spirit in which the image is posted) but I feel like that old proverb about teaching pigs to sing...