[Daffynition]

Did I just hear President Trump say he was going to allow the military to kill people and break things?

After his speech, I flipped around the drive-bys:

CNN: *You could tell, Mattis wrote that speech.*

MBSNBC: *You could tell, Kelly wrote that speech.*

Fox: *You could tell, Robert E Lee wrote that speech.*

I'm going to apply for a government grant to study if the bars and saloons in the vicinity of the above news outlets have had a notable uptick in business since January.

And I couldn't help being reminded...

Good times. 'Lil Kim is taking notice. BOOM!

[PA Engineer]

Fox: *You could tell, Robert E Lee wrote that speech.*

That's it! You owe me a new keyboard.

[JME_FAN]

Fox: *You could tell, Robert E Lee wrote that speech.*

You owe me a beer - and a new keyboard!

[Jane Long]

LOLOL.

Too funneh.