Hermes: While you're there, could you pick me up a license to kill?
Leela: Sure. Bare hands or weapon?
Hermes: Uh... what does piano wire count as?
Posted on 08/10/2017 10:58:28 AM PDT by Zakeet
Midnight basketball not working?
A good first step to reducing drug demand would be to eliminate the Narcan.
New plan: Baltimore courts will automatically change victims names to "Anybody", and perps names to "Nobody".
Thus hereafter, Nobody will kill Anybody every weekend.
Well I can tell you what went wrong: grammar. “Nobody Kill Anybody” is too confusing. She should have said “Nobody Kill Nobody” to make her meaning crystal clear.
Can you dig it?
Her policy plan addresses three areas she believes are the root cause of violent crime: poorly trained police, poor drug policy, and an under-educated populace.
Well I see her problem right there. She is a moron!
The root problem of violent crime in Bal'mer is TOO MANY NEGROES. All the white people who can afford it are moving out, and it's devolving into another Detroit. Cities with black Democrat majorities are as violent as sub-Saharan Africa.
first, the police....its got to be their fault....
New Plan:
"Nobody Kill Anybody Unless You Buy A Permit From The Mayor's Office"
its a vicious circle....
you let the animals loose and you get what you deserve.
in this country now, we are eliminating math courses because some can't pass them, we are providing drug centers and narcan to help them drug themselves and recover only to do it again, we are allowing tons of disrespect and chaos in HS because certain minorities are getting caught at it, and some freak school in Virginia wants AP course to be distributed like candy so the cantdo's get a chance to show they can't do the work...
we are coddling the misfits and animals...
People that give power to rule over them to morons like her deserve everything they get.
Why did that headline make me chuckle?
New plan: Wall in the entire city, call it a federal prison.
:)
I know of a good plan. Tie a ribbon around your wrist., signifying unity with other alive people. All join hands across America so they can show their support for other uh alive people. Let’s all join a parade and chant slogans where we can all show unity with uh damn other alive people.
All these have worked so well in the past.
It’s whiteys fault. let’s start killing white people. you know the ones who pay all of our bills.
It was a good idea, but the mayor was trying to go too fast.
Instead of ‘nobody kill anybody’ right away, try an interim soft transition first... something like ‘for next weekend’s killings, do it earlier Friday, or if you can, wait till Monday morning’. Then, once that works, proceed to the more stringent request.
Mad Max’s cousin
You beat me to the punch.
Get Eddie Murphy’s Donkey character from Shrek to say it in TV ads. That isn’t sarcastic: I’m betting more people would pay attention to Donkey than the Mayor.
The DNC by design destroyed the African-American family and put them on the Democrat Plantation for eternity. They radicalized them so well that they are basically zombies living in real life post apocalyptic city hell holes. The Black slaves were freed by a Republican and re-enslaved by the Democrats. I don’t know if there is a term of de-evolveing but these people are it and are America’s weakest link. They have since been put down two rungs by Hispanics and Muslims to further their ghettoness.
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