Hillary Wants to Preach

The Atlantic ^

[TigerClaws]

Preach Spirit Cooking?

Is she running in 2020? Seems like a crass attempt to shore up the Middle Americans the Dom party has abandoned.

[Lurker]

YGTBFKM.

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[cincinnati65]

Before we get in too deep, I'll remind my Christian brethren and sisters of Matthew 7:1

"Judge not, that ye be not judged."

[Husker24]

I’m sure her and the pope w would get along fine.

[Fedora]

She could be a prison chaplain for other members of her religion, like Charles Manson.

[piasa]

Since you don’t have to campaign to be a minister, this is “remaking” background info for Hillary 2.0

[faithhopecharity]

It would have been a lot more preferable if she’d listened to some good preachers, instead of now wanting to be one.
But if the job duties require a knowledge of sinful behavior, she’s a prime candidate!

[.45 Long Colt]

“But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.”
—1 Corinthians 2:15

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Given her depth of knowledge of the Bible and her experience of caring for people and loving people, she’d make a great pastor,” Shillady told me. No, she probably won’t go to seminary, he said. No, she probably won’t pursue an official lay position in the Methodist church, like deaconess. (I reached out to Clinton’s spokespeople for comment, but didn’t hear back.) “I think it would be more of … her guest preaching at some point,” he said. “We have a long history of lay preachers in the United Methodist Church.”

I grew up in the United Methodist Church, back when much of it was more old-school than it is now, but as far as I recall, most Methodists took a dim view of pastor regularly hitting the bottle, and referring to people as sh*t-kickers, m*****f*****s, Jew bastards, etc. , not to mention ever more problematic behavior such as telling big whopper lies and then lying again when caught.

[TheTimeOfMan]

I suspect the thing in Hillary that really wants to preach are the fallen angels sharing her body. The woman is a walking anti-Christ and I think she got there mostly due to her own choices.

And there are many counter balances to “judge not...”. It is Not Good to camp on that one scripture and ignore all others. AS just one example, if a person willfully continues in sin, we are to JUDGE them and remove them from the church.

[HiTech RedNeck]

What hath Hildebeast praught?

[GnuThere]

I seem to recall she pretended to want to be in the military, too.
Just rounding out her fantasy resume, like her minions who live in their make-believe worlds where Hillary is POTUS.

[LegendHasIt]

Since she no longer has much influence to sell, I actually get this.

She can become one of those crooked tele-evangilists : “God WANTS you to buy me that Koenigsegg Regera, and God WANTS you to fill my bank account with hundreds of millions. And today only, for just a $99.99 Love Gift (Regularly 199.95), I’ll get God to forgive you your sins.

[xp38]

Each sermon will cost in advance $250,000.

[HiTech RedNeck]

It’s all about making fair and godly and yes even charitable judgments. A church which doesn’t do that, will soon pick itself apart into self-fanatic little pieces.

[ransomnote]

What about mocking God (opportunism)? What about evaluating the fruits of the spirit to see if this is someone you would want to worship with or pray in agreement with?

[Slyfox]

When the Hildabeast was all in her "be like Eleanor Roosevelt moment" and was asked if she wanted to channel Jesus, she said nope.

So, whatever religion she wants to preach ain't gonna include the God that we all know and love.

[ransomnote]

Article re Wikileaks leaked emails that seem to indicate Hillary is hostile to Christianity:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/hillary-clinton-is-a-threat-to-religious-liberty/2016/10/13/878cdc36-9150-11e6-a6a3-d50061aa9fae_story.html?utm_term=.74049e9bf031

[digger48]

And tax free. ala Sharpton

[maine-iac7]

“It will make me seem much too pious.”

Not to worry, deary, we all know there's not a pious cell in you body -