[softengine]

First of all, my name isn’t ‘dear’. Second, your snide remarks demonstrate my point.

[nopardons]

First of all, deary, you deserve only the kind of reply I gave you and secondly, my remarks, which are hardly "snide", are far superior to anything you have or ever shall post to this site.

Please do retire to your fainting couch and have a swig of laudanum, as some Victorian ladies were wont to take, to calm their nerves.