Please tell your coworker that the carolinas are a horrible place to live.
The heat and humidity will kill you. Mosquitoes are horrific and will strip the skin off a body in one night.
The locals are pure redneck and hunt “outsiders” at night. The Hillbillies are something out of a horror film.
There is no culture, the food sucks and everyone is fighting everyone else.
Just trying to help. Please pass it on.
Heck no.
I tell future liberal Coloradians that the Carolinas are paradise!
It is Colorado that has Bigfoot apes roaming the cold mountains.
The ice sheet is a mile high. EPA polluted our rivers with gold mine toxins. Governer Dem Hickenpooper turned the Interstate into a parking lot so bring your barbecue for morning commute. NORAD attracts thermo-nuclear war.
Additionally, rabbit poop STINKS.
But Carolinas are heaven for Free-Stuffers.
I might also mention that he shouldn't pay too close attention to where barbecue comes from, especially if a few Yankees have gone missing lately.
he he saw what you did there. Some will not get it!
The hurricanes. Don’t forget the hurricanes!