[AngelesCrestHighway]

A Flight of Flatulence simply does not cut it...

[GonzoII]

"A Flight of Flatulence simply does not cut it..."

Cut what? The cheese?

[billyboy15]

Did they i.d. the farter? Usually it is the first complain. After all we know that “he who smelt it, delt it”

[hoagy62]

I wonder if it really is possible to crack one off that was so bad that they had to land a plane. I know I have released some in the past that could gag a maggot, but never THAT bad.

Besides....don’t modern pressurized aircraft have air filtration systems that would alleviate the odor?

[blueunicorn6]

“Ladies and gentlemen, please remain seated until the plane has come to a complete stop and the Captain turns off the seatbelt sign and we have a chance to pick up all the dead passengers killed by Stinky Steve’s gas attack from seat 26B.

When you fly again, we hope you will choose American Airlines, except for Stinky Steve in seat 26B. We hope you will fly Delta. If you try to fly with us again, you’re going out on the wing so you can gag seagulls.”

[2CAVTrooper]

Where was Dr. Nefario?

[Mat_Helm]

[Albion Wilde]