Those of us fortunate enough not to be assigned to Minot AFB in the missile business always countered the slogan "Why not Minot?" with:
"Why not Minot?"...It's cold I'm Told or
"Why not Minot?"...Freezin's the reason.
We had it much better at Grand Forks (Do I have to put the sarc tag on that??)
Brings me back to when I read meters for the local power company in my youth.
As we used to say, “Cheer up, the dog sh** is frozen.”
Those of us who were missileers at Minot had the same slogans. And no sarc tag is needed. Minot and the Forks were both populated with the Frozen Chosen.
Where do I want my next assignment to be? Ans: I want to drive South until someone asks me why that funny plug is hanging out of the grill on my car.