1) Hillary is in deep s-— for operating an illegal server, probably vulnerable to penetration by Russian hackers, small children, possibly even dogs. Then Podesta hands out his password, and her campaign loses 40,000 compromising emails.
Response: Accuse Trump of collusion with the Russians.
2) Hillary being ridiculed for incontinence problems, half hour pee break at debate. Lots of Depends jokes.
Response: Accuse Trump of paying ho’s to pee on a bed Obama had slept in.
Like Obama, the Clinton crowd thinks it can manipulate reality with literary narratives. Trying to be too cute with parallelism gives their game away.