I have been smoking (tobacco) since I was 11 years old, drinking whiskey since I was 17 years old, been a ranchhand, Firefighter, a Marine (also firefights), heavy duty truck driver, dumb old plumber, and supervised 87 men in all the trades. Retired and now I am just a dumb old farmer.
Had to finally see a doctor for a hearing test (yes I got the hearing aids), the Doc decided I needed a whole sh!tpot full of tests (hadn’t seen a Doc since 1982), some of them were quite horrible.
I read the finale results and about died laughing; the report said “you are in very good physical condition for a man your age, continue your healthy life style and make an appointment for a full physical in a years time”.
OK DOC (what other response could I give)?
Still laughing about that report.
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Everybody needs a doctor, to assure that they won’t live long enough to deny their heirs the enjoyment of spending Daddy’s dough!
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