The electric guitar is an extension of a man's primal sexuality, AND WOMEN KNOW THIS. This is why females are attracted to electric guitarists! YEAH, I SAID IT.
The death of the electric guitar can be summed up in ONE word:
EMASCULATION!
Cheers to the best, right here:
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