“Overheard in prison cell: “So what are you guys in for?” “Armed robbery.” “I stole a couple cars.” “Aggravated assault.” And then, “Well, me, I got 18 months for using the wrong gender pronoun.” Shocked silence descends upon the convicted criminals.”
True story: at least 25 guys got 36 months for the crime of fishing back in the 80s in WA state.
The group W bench.
Sounds like an updated verse for “Alice’s Restaurant”.