Oh noeeee!! We’re ALL gonna die!
[Oh noeeee!! We’re ALL gonna die!]
Right now, I’m working on a theory about June bugs and the appearance of Trump. There HAS to be a connection.
Plus, the iceberg that the Titanic hit? It had TRUMP on the side of it. Again, this can NOT be a coincidence.
I have got to get this information to CNN and MSNBC immediately!!
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?