I won’t go to Mexico either, just on principle. We go every winter to Jamaica instead. English is also the language in Jamaica, plus you have reggae!
Jamaica is not safe either!
Savagery is everywhere.
We took a wrong turn in PR and the folks wanted to kill us when they realized we did not want to buy their cocaine.
Sure, my wife could get murdered here in Houston too, but at least they’re “our people”, /s.