I can explain that....they suck.
They're ugly, way over-engineered, and priced about 300% more than they're worth. I wouldn't take a new car if they gave me one.
For less than half the cost of one, you could have the vintage vehicle of your choice restored and upgraded with modern brakes, suspension and drivetrain.
For a little more, you could have a pristine custom version with an expensive interior and paint job...all done by some skilled American worker, probably right there in your own home town.
You don’t know what you are talking about.
With keyless start, backup camera, collision avoidance, laser cruise control, rain sensing wipers and Bluetooth connectivity?
Sorry but I need these things.