I hear Benghazi has an immediate opening.
All those fudge-packers look alike.
Benghazi? That is too nice. Try Luanda, Lagos, Camroon or one of the other garden spots of central Africa. Better than the embassy, a consulate office in one of the garden spots. The downside of this is that he would get liberal hazard and hardship pay. That might be managed by just putting him there on TDY single status for an indeterminate period of time.