Dear College Students/Climate Change Activists:
If any of you decide to jump off of a parking garage or other reasonably tall building this afternoon or evening, please don't forget to have a friend videotape it for YouTube, so the rest of us can enjoy it! Thanks in advance!
Hey snowflakes across America! President Trump will be watching over you tonight and every night for the rest of his two terms as POTUS!
A special good night to SnowFlakes across America. Sleep well! President Trump will be there, watching over you!
Grandpa Dave is right...eight years. Keep in mind, snowflakes...we are only just over FOUR MONTHS into those EIGHT LONG years. Nighty-night!