ESAD is a double entent for which the lesser known meaning is - if you do, you WILL.
Bon appetite, liar.
Ooh, I must've touched a nerve! Did I trigger you? Sounds like you need your safe space.
Here's what you can do: Go write your congressman, princess. Tell him you're concerned that a poster on Free Republic might have embellished the truth regarding his college drug use in order to enlist in the Navy following 9/11.
Will you do that, princess? It might make you feel better.