What about me? I colluded with the Russians.
Oh yea, right. Just another Russian collaborating wanna be aren’t you?
Everybody wants to get in on this act. Start something good and everybody wants to get in on it.
Well, humpf. It is well known that it is I, The Shadow, who am the one and only true and original Russian collaborator. There can be only one real Russian collaborator and it is I, The Shadow.