[cyclotic]

I grew up near Detroit where we actually learn how to DRIVE.

Turn signals are a sign of weakness

It’s only tailgating if your bumpers are touching

Speed limits are only a strongly worded suggestion.

I now live in Maryland where while most residents are horrible drivers, at least they drive fast.

Whatever snowflake wrote this article needs to take some assertiveness training.

Remember this snowflake, every other driver is an idiot and is out to hit you. Drive that way and you’ll be fine.

[Mr. Douglas]

Whatever snowflake wrote this article needs to take some assertiveness training.

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This. I like to tell people that I’m not an aggressive driver. What I am is an assertive driver. I won’t tailgate*, but I’ll pass at the first opportunity if you’re going “slow”. People hate being tailgated and I don’t blame them.

*exception: during rush hour in the passing lane, I try to keep the distance between me and the car in front of me less than 20 feet regardless of speed, unless it is a large vehicle that I can’t see around.

[Big Red Clay]

“Speed limits are only a strongly worded suggestion.”

My buddy has a funny saying similar to this. He says that stop signs in malls aren’t real stop signs, they are just friendly suggestions.

[Big Red Clay]

“Speed limits are only a strongly worded suggestion.”

My buddy has a funny saying similar to this. He says that stop signs in malls aren’t real stop signs, they are just friendly suggestions.