almost - it's the Magic spray - yes, there are some lazy ass players. These remind me of the Pro Basketball players, people like Chocolate Thunder, and that fellow from Alabama who once threatened to run for Governor of Alabama - Charles somebody or other
Last time I followed soccer was back in the 60s.
They didn’t have the spray then, only the sponge.
Back then, when I told my Italian born boss I didn’t like soccer, he said that I “didn’t get it.”
He was right.
I still don’t “get it.”
Never ceases to amaze me how when one player touches another, the “touchee’s” arms and legs seem to explode in four different directions at once followed by interminiable rolling and agonizing on the field.
Would much rather watch hockey, *especially* the playoffs.