I’m gonna guess that’s a nothingburger he’s eating.
A hamburger today.
Well, here's a burger for you, which is called the "Barack Lies Matter Special". (It was made last Tuesday, so that sort of evens things out a bit, in regards to your payment offer.)
This burger should be taken with a number of grains of salt (preferably this kind, from Baracko's old stomping grounds, Hawaii, since he was the president when Seth Rich was murdered, and was in charge of the various intel agency hit squads at the time).
And, finally, here's some dinner music on youtube to eat and enjoy that burger with: Sophisticated Burger Dining Ambient Background Music
Bon Appetit, and, furthermore, Enjoy!