1 posted on
05/13/2017 4:04:00 PM PDT by
smartyaz
To: smartyaz
A heartwarming story for Mother’s Day.
2 posted on
05/13/2017 4:12:48 PM PDT by
I-ambush
(If we make it, we'll all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying)
To: smartyaz
She probably should have made that hit a rush order.
3 posted on
05/13/2017 4:16:09 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: smartyaz
Marlow Carlos Chiquito
Tony Soprano
4 posted on
05/13/2017 4:37:16 PM PDT by
MrEdd
(MrEdd)
To: smartyaz
Hey, sounds like self-defense to me.
Think of the money he’ll save on Mother’s Day flowers.
5 posted on
05/13/2017 4:42:08 PM PDT by
moovova
To: smartyaz
"He told police that he drank a fifth of vodka and used methamphetamine before murdering his mother." I have a hunch this may have had more to do with his actions than the alleged hit contract taken out by his mother.
6 posted on
05/13/2017 4:42:25 PM PDT by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: smartyaz
Son, I deedn’t put a heet on you. I jeest ask you to cleen your room.
To: smartyaz
So now taxpayers will end up spending a couple million dollars to keep him imprisoned for life.
And in prison he will have better medical and dental care than the poor souls who pay the taxes to keep him in prison.
And let’s hope he doesn’t decide he wants a sex change operation or there goes another half a mil.
8 posted on
05/13/2017 4:56:58 PM PDT by
Vlad The Inhaler
(Best Long Term Prepper Tactic: Beat The Muslim Takeover - Have Big Families)
To: smartyaz
More diversity we could have done without.
9 posted on
05/13/2017 5:05:06 PM PDT by
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
To: smartyaz
C Dm G7
M is for the million things she g-ave me
C
O means only that she’s growing old
C7 F C A7
T is for the tears she shed to save me
D7 G7
H is for her heart of purest gold
C G7
E is for her eyes with love-light shining
E7
R means right and right she’ll always be
F C Am
Put them all together they spell moth-er
F G7 C
A word that means the world to me
11 posted on
05/13/2017 5:34:44 PM PDT by
tumblindice
("Fight for your country." Hector)
To: smartyaz
Because nothing says Happy Mother’s Day better than a 6 inch knife to the throat.
14 posted on
05/13/2017 7:29:36 PM PDT by
VRWCarea51
(The Original 1998 Version)
To: smartyaz
Cutting of the head seems to be growing in popularity.
To: smartyaz
The ahole needs to receive the same method as a death sentence.
18 posted on
05/14/2017 4:27:11 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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