The science is settled. Climate change causes all the following:
Erectile dysfunction
Warts
Veneral disease
Aids
High Taxes
My ex wife
ingrown toenails
Obesity
Summer Fall Winter Spring (this one is true)
Trump Derangement Syndrom
Frigidity (See ex wife)
ETC.
Lolol-and right on. You must be angling for an anchor position at CNN!