When a three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctors office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, Do I have to drink it?
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children. St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives. St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care.
St. Peter replies, You may enter. But, he adds, you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell.