[NurdlyPeon]

has sent out an open letter to a campus community saying “all white people are racist” and urged minorities to stop attending the university.

That's the ticket. Show whitey!! Drop out now!! (My God, these things just write themselves, don't they?)

[Dilbert San Diego]

And then what? Drop out of college and go hang out in the ghetto? Live the ghetto life instead???

[poinq]

Got a few questions here:

Wonder what her grades are? Can you flunk out of African American studies? Do you think she can win the Miss Black Wisconsin contest? Is she black enough? And why do they always pick on Wisconsin, one of the whitest states in the union. We don’t have the Klan. We just sit up here in our warm houses being white, doing white things, like fishing and hunting.

[Old Yeller]

That's the ticket. Show whitey!! Drop out now!! (My God, these things just write themselves, don't they?)

Well, there goes the football and basketball programs.