Bill Clinton health crisis - family gathering in Little Rock

Event Chronicle ^ | April 26, 2017

[plain talk]

Sources say Bill Clinton is in rough shape. .

Sources close to the Clinton family say that Slick Willy, 40th President of the United States and perpetual cheater, will be lucky to make it through the end of the week. The Clinton family, including extended relatives and members of the Rodham clan, have been filing into Little Rock all week where Bill is reportedly bedridden at the residence attached to his presidential library.

The fact that they’re booking rooms and sticking around most likely means they’re expecting to have to stay for a funeral. The Clintons have said that they would refuse any state burial or national ceremony if anything were to happen to them during the Trump administration as they are afraid of what he may say during the service.

[glasseye]

Looks like ‘fake news’...*this time*

[kaehurowing]

Is that bug a locust or a cockroach?

[fivecatsandadog]

FAKE NEWS (unfortunately).

[mountn man]

I call BS.
He looked fine 3 months ago.

[JoeProBono]

[SaxxonWoods]

That’s bull too, and an old story.

6’ 2” and 117?

No way. He would have been bedridden then and that article is old.

[BilLies]

“honorable” men would notify their sex partners, both willing and unwilling. I guess the Media reports will cover, provide sufficient notice, to those at risk, since Bill is one of the family of journalist by adoption. I wonder if the journalists are worried about themselves and THEIR subsequent sex partners.

[hawkaw]

OMG ... ROTFLMAO. Oh that was worth getting on the db today.

[\/\/ayne]

He's scheduled for something this weekend.

Emory University School of Law announced today that 42nd President of the United States Bill Clinton will deliver the keynote address at the school’s Centennial Gala. Former United States senator and Emory Law alumnus Sam Nunn will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award at the event, which will take place Saturday, April 29, 2017, at 6:30 p.m. in Atlanta.

- Emory Law School Oversells Gala, Forcing Bill Clinton To Hang Out In Gym

[Wuli]

OMG another funeral that the Democrat elite will turn into a massive bash their opponents political affair.

When it comes to burying their dead, Democrat Party politicians have no class.

And worse, as an ex-president Trump will be obligated to go. I can just imagine the images and the media coverage now. Barf.

[Tucker39]

FAKE NEWS? Why wouldn’t he be at Johns Hopkins or Bethesda. The tipoff is that they said he’s at the Slick Willie Library and Massage Parlor instead of the ICU at a hospital.

[Fantasywriter]

I realize that. But the gist of the article is that relatives are arriving at Little Rock because of Bill’s tenuous hwalth. So how would your observation re seemingly healthy people unexpectedly keeling over be relevant? It seems to have no application in this case, which is all I pointed out.

[laplata]

I say he’s OD’d on Viagra.

[detective]

Q. What is the only positive thing about Bill Clinton?

A. HIV

[BilLies]

That’s not an outline of a giant G-String on that building is it?

[laplata]

It might behoove him to crack open that giant Bible of his.

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Yeah, the bible he flashed around one day as he was headed to see Monica.

[Mark17]

I wonder if slick Willie will be slick enough to slide past St. Peter?

Do people in Hell ever get ice water? 😃

[BilLies]

OH, the BIG V!

[blueplum]

refuse any state burial or national ceremony

well of course not - Hillary wants that for herself and not even Bill gets to upstage her.

[reg45]

A good time and place to test a new version of the tomahawk missile.