[miniTAX]

Google him... the ‘free energy’ is by harvesting the electro magnetic radiation that surrounds the planet

I have invented years ago a device to harvest free water in the ponds of the planet, even given it the name "spoon". And nobody recognized me as a genius. So much injustice, I want an alternate universe, now.

[Leaning Right]

> I have invented years ago a device to harvest free water in the ponds of the planet, even given it the name “spoon”. And nobody recognized me as a genius. <

Don’t feel too bad. I saw the brilliance in your “spoon” theory. And back in 2009 I even recommended you for the Nobel Peace Prize. Unfortunately, you were beat out by Barack Obama, who won the Prize for...I don’t know why exactly.

Anyway, better luck next time.

[Calvin Locke]

Ya know, if you live near a decent size AM transmitter, you can run a wire antenna, hook it up to a neon bulb, probably ground the other lead, and viola! Neon light! For free!