Officer: “Do have any ID?”
Redneck who is being pulled over: “’Bout what?”
officdr “Have you been drinkin”?
Redneck: Points to beer label he stuck to his forehead “No sir, honest- look (Points to beer label he stuck to his forehead), See? I’m on the patch.”
My brother is a police officer and tells the story of pulling over about 20-30 bicyclist riding in the 2-4 abreast and taking up the whole lane of travel. He asked the all to produce ID. They refused until he told them he could cite them with failing to follow a lawful request of a police officer.
Then he wrote them all a ticket each for impeding traffic as they had more than 5 cars following them at the time they were stopped.
This was back in 1983