[left that other site]

What was the purpose of bombing Isis?

Well, Hathor was in love with Osiris, but Osiris was married to Isis. The only problem was that Seth had dismembered Osiris and scattered his body parts all over the planet. Isis searched the world, and was able to reassemble Osiris, but she was missing his most important body part, which Seth had hidden in New York while he worked for the evil goddess of slime. Hathor had Seth shot to recover that very important bit, but Isis was still making trouble so she had Moab bomb her to tiny pieces too small to reassemble.

Oh. THAT ISIS?

Never Mind.

[Publius]

...but she was missing his most important body part, which Seth had hidden in New York...

I was reading it seriously until I read that fragment, and then I began laughing so hard that I almost lost my pasta and anchovy (traditional Good Friday) dinner.