Too bad for UA this wasn’t a middle aged white guy with a MAGA hat, it would be a big help.
I wonder if their computer had “randomly” picked a black person or a Latin-American person, if they would have ignored that pick and tried the computer again. The airline may have assumed that a white or Asian person has no rights—but would they have made the same assumption in the case of someone from one of the “protected classes”?
Boy aint that the truth.
I would start the offers to settle at 2 or 3 male prostitutes for a 3 day binge and go from there.